It’s day 6 of Blogvent, where I blog every day in December! It’s also my 33rd birthday, and I don’t want to spend too much time in front of a screen today.

So, here’s 33 of my own joke concepts that I had written down, that I’ve never fully finished writing. There could be something here. There could be nothing here.

I wonder if sharing only the unfinished concepts might make me actually try to turn them into something? But eh. Most will probably live and die in this post. Let’s go.

1. I need to stop eating cold turkey gradually
2. “Counter intuitive”: a detective who specializes in mysteries in the kitchen
3. “Barber boxers”: boxers made for barbers, endorsed by Barbara Boxer
4. A small girl who is an investigator and people always say that she makes cute observations but she wants to be known for acute observations
5. Crying by the fire means that the fireplace becomes a crier place
6. A fart feels winsome… or should I say WINDsome
7. Tim and Buck are best friends, they are the Tim Buck Two
8. A robber shoots through a fish store and says, “holey mackerel” before he leaves
9. “Apple Woman” : superhero who shoots apples out of her hands. Good at fending off doctors.
10. Brochure sounds like, “bro, sure”
11. Red head named Gail, she goes by Ginger Gail
12. Jen and Eric are generic
13. Wildebeest that is bewildered is a bewildebeest
14. A Pokemon and Aladdin crossover where there’s a Magikarpet
15. A prisoner going down a wall is condescending
16. Ciudad sounds like “see you, dad”
17. A white labeling naan business called “Naan of your Business”
18. Make Tests Not Testes: SDETS Against Birthing Males
19. Refactor sounds like reef actor
20. (Carpal) Tunnel of Love
21. Marsupial sounds like “Mars hoop eel” or “Mar soup heal”
22. Donkey named Hotay, sounds like Don Quixote
23. Poultrygeist
24. Reptile murder → cold blooded → you need gator-aid (sports)
25. If you want to date a flamenco dancer you need to castanet wide
26. Reality check bouncing
27. “Sync or swim. Why not both?”: slogan for a synchronized swimming team
28. to the tune of Danny Boy: Oh Poopy Boy, the pipes the pipes are clogging
29. Sponsors spawn sores
30. Professional net work on Lincoln, something about Abe Lincoln going fishing but it’s also LinkedIn
31. Cannibals encouraging each other: “we’re cannibals, not CAN’Tibals”
32. A guy named Gus who is fun is fungus
33. A Cass kit sounds like casket

Welcome to my brain. Hope you enjoyed the tour. See y’all tomorrow!